Post by The International Lapooska on Nov 11, 2017 15:09:54 GMT -5
In this, apparently the very last of the long string of Jason movies (as we can with just the tiniest bit of skepticism suppose), the Anti-Jason coalition demonstrates that they mean business, in fierce determination; that that Berserker From Hell must be terminated with finality! They opt upon a very clever plan- in cohorts with the government, they have a powerful rocket ship built. They comoflage it cleverly in an area of a small, rather rural town, where Jason has been sighted, and appears to be just about to begin some of his old tricks again, in wanton, meaningless carnage! Believing that he actually isn't too bright, the rocket ship and a launch ramp is carefully camouflaged, just outside of a closed, decrepit amusement park- a sign is placed over the entrance, "Inside, Attractive, Energetic Teenagers Engaged In Frivolous Pseudo-Sexy Activities!" Now, this rocket ship has been endowed with four mega-size nuclear warheads, welded in so as to be inaccessible... There is a remote control device, which will set them off. It appears they are in luck, as Jason, on a Night Stalk, happens by the rocket ship, peers up at the sign over the entrance, and decides to check it out! Immediately after he has entered, the door slams shut- a solid iron door, two feet thick- further pushbutton activation sets in place bolsters and locks which could never be broken, by any brute. By push-button control, the rocket ship is activated and launched into outer space; the intensity of the technical crew involved is unprecedented- they are in an incredibly techno-provisioned lab, monitoring everything closely... When the rocket ship is at a vertical distance approximately equal to that between the earth and mars, in tense drama they push the button to activate the nuclear devices- a huge explosion appears in the sky, rocking outer space! It is so big, in fact, that it causes an unexpected quall on earth, including right in their vicinity!
It looks like this time have at last succeeded in completely destroying that demon Jason; they all whoop it up and slap hands together; break out bottles of champagne! There doesn't appear to be any ominous hint at the end, which might suggest there are more Jason films to come; that they cannot treat such a Cash Cow so in finality...