The International Lapooska
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Post by The International Lapooska on Jul 13, 2017 11:04:31 GMT -5
CNN, in the wake of an apparent difficulty "bonding" with the new U.S. President- even disaffect, has issued a most astonishing statement: "We're behind the new President 100%, actually- but all of us here at CNN believe in Monarchy; would like to to receive Mr. Trump as a newly crowned Arch-Regent! We're very sorry if it has seemed we are disaffected by his appointment, or by his policies; would like to humbly kneel before his throne, and beseech his forgiveness, as we swear an oath of loyalty and unswerving fealty, which we have been loath to proffer, due to the negative impression we have of the current government chamberworks! Our lances reversed, like goodly knights, we would offer them to him as emblematic of the most fervent, sincere loyalty, upon our knees even; vouchsafing also to his Queen, Her Majesty the veritable Lordess over all this land, similar to as we vouchsafe to Our Lady The Mother Of Our Lord for the sake of Heaven! As for the easy access the followers of Mahomet have to our land, under current law, how could we possibly approve of this, remembering our dear uncle, Lord Charlemagne, and the horrible battles that his faithful minions had to engage, believing in the miraculous power of deliverance which Our Lord and his Most Holy Mother should endow us fully with?"
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