The International Lapooska
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Post by The International Lapooska on Feb 28, 2017 5:44:41 GMT -5
Eyewitnesses have stepped forward, claiming to have seen "giant people" vandalising the graveyards, which report has appeared in the News- "They might possibly have been trolls," asserted some... these witnesses assert that the uncouth big people seemed to appear "out of nowhere", might have somehow "floated in" to the precincts- "perhaps on something like a cloud" explained one! After certain revelry and histrionics, they began grabbing tombstones, often using some for a nocturnal, rambunctious "football game" as it appeared. A certain "bizarre impoliteness" gave some the impression that they were giant trolls- not friendly giants; one thought he overheard a comment, something like "An we'll chaw on those bones, if'n we get some ale to wash it down..."; other coarse comments were overheard as well. "It was quite a spectacle" reported one observer- "a little like something out of "Lord Of The Rings""! One explained that he tried to shoo them away from the graveyard- it seeming to him that their speech was somehow dialectal, he loudly accosted them, "An if your mither- an ugly giant like yourselves- 'ad a ken of what you're about now, if she'd not tan your hides, or your fain Pather, then I'm sure you've been abandoned by all your kin with no memory...!" He says the giants noted his comment, but were unaffected by it- spookily, they hardly gave him a glance, he added. After a while, seeming to have had their fill of revelry and amusement, the giants vanished- again, precisely how they left was unclear to observers...
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