The International Lapooska
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Post by The International Lapooska on Dec 24, 2016 17:51:40 GMT -5
A U.S. government official has stipulated clearly that they think China has sinned against the U.S. by picking up their research drone airplane, in the seas which China feels is more a province of activity for themselves, due to geographical proximity, and insists that the plane should be filled with these items, in an offering of apology:
1. Shrimp Chow Mein- enough to feed the entire White House staff for three days; -with an appropriate amount of white and fried rices 2. Chicken Kung Pao- "A personal favorite of mine," said the official; rice 3. Chicken Chop Suey; egg noodles 4. A gallon or two of Oyster Sauce 5. Amusing Toys 6. Fortune cookies- selected randomly from a huge assortment by a religious shaman "Look, we're gonna forget this little incident- but please enclose the above" concluded his message to China!
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